July Fourteen

TWEET IDEAS

High-waisted pants should be outlawed with a fine of an atomic wedgie. #YesIdid

Baby, I can feel your halo. Oh no you didn’t! My halo is private. #ToomuchBeyonce

We all know she meant boobylicious. #ToomuchBeyonce

Is unrequited love best unrequited? #RomanceNovelJunkie

You make an educated point and while I don’t agree, I respect you for expressing yourself so honestly. #CommentNeverMade

Time of day when the tantrum is bigger than my willpower to be a good mom. #WineOClock

I open the microwave and see the peas/tea/burrito I made yesterday…ohhhh, yeah! #EverHappenedTo You?

I would love a TV show where you meet a person and then get to see their junk drawers… or contents of their closets. #SecretsLikeToBeFound

Would like to see a Baby Jabba the Hut figurine made. #EveryoneStartsCute

Heads up- that’s not really bath salt. #NoWonderItStung

The only thing worse than paying for hotel internet access is the virus and identity theft that comes with free WiFi. #BonusPackageNoThanks

Are you Okay? #IfYouHaveToAsk…NO   

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