TWEET IDEAS
Stop texting and look at me! #EveryoneNotTexting
Another font idea- ‘bittersweet’, made of tiny tear shaped letters. #MakeItAlready
When I see a baby with a pacifier clipped on it’s onesie, I want to yank it off. #DoYou?
When I see a wallet chain I want to ask, were you a baby with a pacifier clipped on your onesie? #FullCircle.
Play a Dirty Dancing Song and I will love you. #NobodyPutsBabyInACorner.
I love getting all dressed up and then watching reruns. #SlackersRUs
Is there a font for snark voice? #MakeOne
Feeling out of place at the beach because I have no tattoos. #GettingOneNow
Shhh...I love stroking certain book covers. #bookiphelia
I sure hope I get a standing ovulation. #misspoke
Remember: Reduce, Reuse and stop reproducing. #solvingworldproblems
Everyone getting a gastric bypass is required to support one third world family forever. #solvingworldproblems
Instead of a metal detector I had a bullshit detector installed. I will detect you! #YesIdid
Stop texting and look at me! #EveryoneNotTexting
Another font idea- ‘bittersweet’, made of tiny tear shaped letters. #MakeItAlready
When I see a baby with a pacifier clipped on it’s onesie, I want to yank it off. #DoYou?
When I see a wallet chain I want to ask, were you a baby with a pacifier clipped on your onesie? #FullCircle.
Play a Dirty Dancing Song and I will love you. #NobodyPutsBabyInACorner.
I love getting all dressed up and then watching reruns. #SlackersRUs
Is there a font for snark voice? #MakeOne
Feeling out of place at the beach because I have no tattoos. #GettingOneNow
Shhh...I love stroking certain book covers. #bookiphelia
I sure hope I get a standing ovulation. #misspoke
Remember: Reduce, Reuse and stop reproducing. #solvingworldproblems
Everyone getting a gastric bypass is required to support one third world family forever. #solvingworldproblems
Instead of a metal detector I had a bullshit detector installed. I will detect you! #YesIdid
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